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Road to Diskdoonvarna --- Smash the Windows 95 --- The Cache Jig --- Star of the System Down --- Star of the County Download --- SCSI Before Breakfast --- The Spam of Munster --- Little Drops of Spam --- Maid Behind the Scrollbar --- Humors of BallySCSI --- Swinging on Bill Gates --- The RGB Groves of Erin --- The Connaughtman's VRAM --- Cherish the Bandwidth --- Carolan's Quarrel With the Sysop --- Push Those Pigs Feet a Little Closer to the Firewall --- Bonaparte Surfing the Web --- Speed the Drive --- Nail That Hard Disk to the Tree --- Mouseclick in the Cupboard --- Paddy on the Desktop --- The Wildcard Colonial Boy.(*) --- Billy in the Background Layer

The Dulcimer Olympics

The Kitchen Musician is currently seeking contestants, a site, event coordinators and funding...especially funding, for The Dulcimer Olympics. This event should be held in connection with a major music festival. With many more competitions, there is a possibility of several gold, silver, phosphor bronze and tin winners in many different categories.

Dulcimer Factoids

"We should treat facts with respect, for there are not many of them around." - James Kilpatrick

Burning Questions (and Answers)

As a public service to dulcimists who are about to start playing "out" for the first time, I include some of the questions which you will, all too often, encounter from passers-by, and some possible answers you might use. Discretion being the better part of valor, you may just smile and wish you could use one of these answers.


Over the Waterfall

Dulcimer Limericks on the folkstuff site.
Music instrument jokes. Monster collection, indexed by instrument.

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